I'm a writer of erotic fiction, mostly of a paranormal/fantasy bent. Welcome to my Blog! I aim to post at least every 2 days, with a weekly Eyecandy Monday. Adults only please ... you know the drill. All commenters welcome. All text copyright Janine Ashbless unless otherwise stated.
Monday, 17 December 2012
Eyecandy Monday: cold comfort
I have a cold and I feel crap :-(
I need a pick-me-up:
All I want to do is snuggle up in a fluffy dressing gown:
Sommer had a brilliant cold remedy some winters ago - a hot toddy with vodka and Hot Cock Chili sauce, heated with a red hot poker, and a furious sweaty masturbation session to get all the germs out :)
I think people are right about the "getting sweaty" cure, however it's achieved. In my forestry days I used to swear by getting a chainsaw out and chopping a tree down...
5 comments:
You dirty girl :)
Thank you for the lovely Christmas card! Mine are not yet in the post!
Thank you Jo :-D That warms the cockles of my wicked heart!
Sommer had a brilliant cold remedy some winters ago - a hot toddy with vodka and Hot Cock Chili sauce, heated with a red hot poker, and a furious sweaty masturbation session to get all the germs out :)
nice pics mate....I agree - a spot of Onan's Prayer is just the ticket for germ-bashing! x
I think people are right about the "getting sweaty" cure, however it's achieved. In my forestry days I used to swear by getting a chainsaw out and chopping a tree down...
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